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14th August 2012

Nick and I are suffering from a pretty severe case of Post Olympic Blues. POB for short.

Yes, POB is rife so watch out, lest you be struck down with it too. We recommend that you be on the lookout for some of the worst symptoms. These include:

Doing the Usain Bolt pose with wanton abandon. (I’m doing it right now, whilst typing this. Difficulty Rating: Moderate.)

Having a shave, but leaving the glorious sideburns the hell alone.

Passing the remote control to your partner and being quietly pleased with the clean changeover.

Trying to better your Personal Bests at anything you do. (I finished by porridge this morning in 1 minute and 47.7 seconds. YES! That’s another Gold for me thanks very much...I’d just like to thank Nick Hancock; my erstwhile colleague, all round great human being, fellow athlete and my own personal Jesus.)

Nick and I also got to the bottom of why everything during the Olympic ceremonies was said in French before it was said in English. The reason behind this is baffling, I must say.

You can’t just hijack someone else’s idea and stick a flag in it! Well, clearly you can, but that doesn’t make it right. I, for one, do not approve (or fully understand, truth be told).

Malade, vous demain matin.

See you tomorrow morning.

Posted by Jennie at 10:22am