Star Sign:  

Taurus - and I'm a typical one! Don't mess with me!

Born:  

Yes or I wouldn't be here now would I???




Favourite Hoofed Animal….  

Kittens... well I once hoofed one over a wall..! (no cats were harmed in the making of this profile!)





Who would play you in a movie of your life and why?  

I think it would have to be Keira Knightly, not that she’s anything like me but she always seems to play amazing characters!




Big Night out or Cosy night in?  

I love to have a big night out! Usually Monty's to start with a Flares finish with my mates! Although a night on the sofa with the fella's always good too!





...Left me star struck  

I used to work in the Yorkshire bank and the legend that is Stuart McCall came to my counter! I was completely overawed by him and went bright red! Then went and put the decimal place in the wrong place on his paying in slip! Doh! Lucky he's a down to earth chap and didn't mind!





your favourite TV shows?  

I love Hustle, Friends, Smallville and a must is Match of the Day on a Saturday to see how the Fantasy Team did along with The Championship on a Sunday so I can hopefully see my teams victory once again and watch a further demise of L**ds!!!





Help I'm stranded and can't live without...  

Watching football and my friends! No one can live without their friends!





What would you do if you didn't work here?  

I have no idea! I mean I started in the bank but that wasn't for me and I always wanted to work in the media so somewhere else!





What drives you mad?  

People who can't drive, especially on the motor way! Bad service in a restaurant, I won't wait for longer than 5 mins to have my order taken! Rudeness, people who think you're beneath them 'cos your under 25!





Me in 3 words...  

Honest, Reliable and Crazy!





Nicknames:  

I've never really had any! :-( I get shortened to Chell a lot but that’s it!





I'm sitting on the big black Mastermind chair my specialist subject is...  

Boybands of the 90's!





Weekend you'll mostly find me...  

Watching Bradford City FC! If they're not at home I'll be travelling to wherever they might be!!





When I'm feeling peckish I reach for...  

Jammie Dodgers! Mmmm! Doughnuts, French Fries (the Walkers variety) or an apple if I'm being good!





I as so embarrassed when...  

I was 10 years old we went on a school trip and on the way to the bathroom one night I lost my knickers out of my PJ pants :-( It was so shameful I didn't even claim them!





Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...  

Dancing to the YMCA!I wouldn't want to inflict my singing on others so I'll just stick to my speciality dancing!





A few words to live by...  

Always give 100% at work... 25% Monday 25% Tuesday 25% Wednesday 20% Thursday and 5% Friday! - I hope the boss doesn't read that!!! - if you are I give 100% every day ;-)





Mostly you'll find me wearing...  

Comfy clothes, if you see me in a skirt or a dress i've either been to a wedding or the races! On a night out jeans and something black on top usually!





Who is your dream date?  

I'd love to go to dinner with some historical figures like Henry VIII or Queen Victoria and Admiral Lord Nelson! I'm a bit of a history geek so I'd find them quite interesting! Maybe if I wanted some eye candy David Beckham! (Yeah he's still got it!)





Tell us something about you we wouldn't expect.  

I have been in the Sea Cadets for over half my life!





What would you trade for 3 magic beans?  

Money! Apparently it can't buy you happiness but I think it might help!





Have you heard the one about...  

The green man who lived in the green house and one day went to have a green bath, he got in the green bath and then there was a knock at his green door, he put a green towel round and went down his green stairs and opened the green door. There was a lady, talking away the green man forgot to keep hold of his green towel, and let go the woman, frightened, ran across the road, but tragically got hit by a bus... the moral of the story? Never cross the road when the green man's flashing!





And finally the words on your gravestone:  

Came, Saw, Conquered!