Star Sign: Libra

Born: Ireland - can you not tell from the Irish accent

Favourite Hoofed Animal: Horse cos you can say it without pronouncing the 'H' and it sounds cool.

Who would play you in a movie of your life and why? Not overly fussed (maybe Eddie Izzard) to be honest as long as the film has some success.

Big night out or Cosy night in? A night out, enjoy a few jars with friends meandering from pub to pub.

No one has left me star struck (they're only people after all)

What are your favourite TV shows? Top Gear/Green Wing/The Apprentice

Help I'm stranded and can't live without... Not having a car puts the biggest crimp on my day

What would you do if you didn't work here? Something that would involve lots of activity and variation

What drives you mad? Steel drums... oh yeah and bananas

Me in 3 words: Cheeky, Daft and Serious

School Nicknames: Boff, Eddie, Uncle Pete

I'm sat on the big black Mastermind chair and my specialist subject is... Methods of how to appear busy

At weekends you'll mostly find me... trying to catch up with sleep before I go something like climbing or Ju Jitsu or something which gets me out of the house.

When I'm feeling peckish I reach for... Cheese (not much though, got to watch the thighs!)

I was so embarrassed when... I lack shame, you need to when you've done some of the things I've done!

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be... Someone who can actually sing as I am supremly jealous of people who can.

A few words to live by... If you want something, go and make it happen.

Mostly you'll find me wearing... Jeans and a t-shirt or something floral at the weekends

Who is your dream date?  I'm strangely drawn to sky diving with Uma Thurman

Tell us something we wouldn't expect I lived in Africa for a year and a half

What would you trade for 3 magic beans? A house and a nice garden with a room for a rally course.

Have you heard the one about... the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field. (I make no apologies for such a rubbish joke)

And finally the word on you gravestone: World domination... maybe next time.