We asked Mike a few questions...

If you weren't on't the radio what would you be doing instead?
I’d like to think something creative and challenging like writing, acting or music would be good, but I’d most likely be lying on a couch somewhere eating crisps

Here's a chance to come clean. Is there anything you did as a kid that you wish to own up now?
I once accidentally exposed myself to my primary school teacher and swimming instructor (both female!)

If someone gave you a tenner right now what would you do with it?
Stick it in my wallet and gradually fritter it away over a period of days

Who's the most famous person you've met?
Abi Titmuss, although I did once meet Hong Kong actor Lau Ching Wan and he’s HUGE in Asia

Top bunk or bottom bunk?
Top!

What's your first memory and how old were you?
Trying to smile with a mouthful of milk whilst lying on a hideous 1970s brown couch...obviously, the milk went everywhere

So you end on up on Come Dine With Me...what dish would you cook to bag yourself the £1000?
Erm…Batchelors Pasta ‘n’ Sauce, probably cheese, leek and ham flavour.

Eeek, your house is burning down, what's the thing you'd grab as you run out of the door?
My car key

You've just fallen into a vat of toxic waste, which superpower would like bestowed upon you?
I imagine invulnerability would be a useful skill to develop!

At the end of a long day doing this radio malarkey, what do you do to relax?
A long bath with the CD multi-changer on ‘random’.

Which would win in a fight, a polar bear or hippo? (The teacher would like to see your working!)
Depends on the environment; if it was somewhere hot and humid, I’d put my money on the hippo, somewhere a bit more bracing, I’d expect the polar bear to emerge victorious.  All things being equal, I think the polar bear would narrowly take it, the claws and teeth would give it an edge.

If you had to for the rest of your life, which would you give up, cheese or chocolate?
Oh, two of my favourite things. I suppose chocolate would have to go, I have more of a savoury tooth

Go on then, 6 billion people could read this so this is your stage, tell us a joke (no pressure!)...
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?  It went up the lane…and turned into a field!!! Boom boom etc.